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Tangents Dictionary: Skipulation

Skipulation: Skipping over what you had previously promised to do. “I promised Steve that I would take him to the Braves game, but instead just got drunk at a bar. It turned out to be an interesting skipulation.” READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT YOUR OWN HUMOR Email your submission

Tangents Dictionary: Intervantion

Intervantion: The act of convincing your friend that buying that old Dodge van in your mid 40s isn’t as cool as it seemed when you were 15. “Dude, Tom was gonna buy that old clunker and park it on his front lawn. It took a major intervantion to talk him out of it." READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT YOUR OWN HUMOR Email your submission

Trump promises to meet with, grope all Women’s Marchers

This story originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. Giving in to the huge gathering to protest his inauguration, President Trump promised to meet with and grope each member of the recent Women’s Marches.  “Over three million is a lot of people,” he remarked at today’s news conference. “That’s almost as many people as were at my inauguration. So today, I pledge to personally meet with and fondle every woman that was involved with the March. Especially the ones that are