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Tangents Dictionary: Illiterali

Illiterali: The not-so-secret society of conspiracy theorists, dittoheads and truth defyers that really run the world. “Earl doesn’t follow any of those smart shows like ‘Jeopardy.’ He only follows ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and ‘Fox News.’ He’s such a proud member of the Illiterali, he can’t even spell it." READ MORE BY J.F. KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT

Billy Graham memorial motorcade turns into wild car chase

What was planned as the final ride for the late Billy Graham quickly turned into an epic car chase through North Carolina on Saturday with numerous injuries and damaged roads. “I can’t believe this happened,” said Officer Elwood Blues after the melee. “All they had was a hearse, a full tank of gas and a half-pack of cigarettes. And they just hit everything in sight." The problem reportedly began when son Franklin Graham decided to drive the hearse himself. The flashing blue lights surrounding

Man survives car crash, gets whiplash from dealing with insurance and car dealership

A 29-year-old Illinois man is said to be recovering from extreme whiplash and post-traumatic stress disorder. Not from the car accident that he suffered last month, but from the aftermath of dealing with the insurance companies after the accident doubled with dealing with car dealerships when looking for a new car. “We see cases like this all the time,” said Dr. Benson Honeydoo after consulting with the accident and dealership victim. “This man was hit by somebody else from behind at 45 miles