Tangents Stories

Yoder the Amish Jedi

This story originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. Still reeling from the loss of Princess Leia, Star Wars executive producer J.J. Abrams held a press conference to announce the film series’ future plans. “Obviously, Carrie Fisher’s death has been difficult for us. It has taken some time to figure out where the final installment of the Star Wars saga would work without her. Now, we feel that we have that character that will help Star Wars blast off again.”  “Star Wars:

Ryan Lochte pregnant

This story originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. Swimmer Ryan Lochte stunned the sports world and science community today by announcing on Twitter that he was pregnant. “My baby bulge is already showing,”he added in an additional tweet. “That may also be from all of the pickles and ice cream that I heard that you’re supposed to eat when you’re pregnant. Getting pregnant is fun!” Lochte also added that his girlfriend is being supportive, although a bit confused. When

Russia denies owning ‘hilarious’ Trump video

The story originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. Spokespeople for Russia today vigorously denied reports that they have material of Donald Trump that they are using as blackmail, saying that the purported video does not exist, but if it did, it is a lot of fun to watch. “We do not know where these claims come from,” said a spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. “There is no such video, as hilarious as it is, that shows the President with eight prostitutes, several German