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Pat McCrory on a mechanical bull

Just because ... Between his terms as Mayor of Charlotte and N.C. Governor, Pat McCrory rides a mechanical bull at Coyote Joe’s in 2010. READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT YOUR OWN HUMOR Email your submission

Diana Ross reunites with Chicken Supremes

After years of speculation, Diana Ross has reunited with her former bandmates the Chicken Supremes. “This seemed the right time to do it,” said Ms. Ross in a statement. “I thought that we would be past our sell-by date, at this point, but we’re as fresh as ever.” The tour opened last night in Buffalo, NY with a show that reviewers described as “hot, spicy and satisfying, despite their occasional crustiness.” READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed

Tangents Dictionary: Smell-by Date

Smell-by Date: The true expiration date for all foods, when it smells so bad that you won’t eat it, no matter how hungry you are. “That chicken salad looked so good, I didn’t even notice that it was well past its smell-by date. I’ve been paying for it ever since”. READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT YOUR OWN HUMOR Email your submission